Mommy Blog (sort of)

B and I saw some exceptionally horrid parenting at the beach, and I'm not being picky. There was shocking negligence: parents leaving th...

Those of you who know me understand my feelings on exercise, especially running. Self-mutilation disguised as yuppie fulfillment. Imagine my...

Sid is a biracial boy (cartoon, of course) of indeterminate age. He acts 7ish, but must be in kindergarten, since the kids seem unable to wr...

B and I have high standards when it comes to sincerity. Specifically, I prefer her to be honest with me at all times, except when I prefer h...

On this post July 4th afternoon, I would just like to take a moment to warn you that we parents have the ability to turn ourselves into 65 m...

Song: Marquee by Greg Laswell Wine: Kendall Jackson Reserve Chardonnay 2009 You get that I'm trying to pair wines with songs the way w...

I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to tell the story, and you're going to comment and tell me what you think the theme is....