Mommy Blog (sort of)

B and I struggle to take an acceptable family photo. She believes she is unphotogenic. Puh-lease. I am unphotogenic. Pictures make me look ...

Things I said to Ari recently, because he asked: "Yes, you have a brain. No worries." "I don't know what the 'YKK'...

Song: "Station," by Lapsley Spotify:  http://open.spotify.com/track/5K6aw4nyMAOvQwHYk6Bq9b YouTube:  http://youtu.be/uD7_Vt5q...

Ari's hair gets yellow blonde in summer, but the roots are darker. One day this summer, I was standing in line at the post office with h...

"Mommy! Did you know there was a artist who cut off his eeaw and gave it to a woman as a pwesent?" (Playing dumb) "Did he?&qu...

My friend, Mara, can cook. She's blonde, but also Italian. Irish on one side, but Italian on the side that matters: the cooking side. I ...

Dear Fake Advice Column, I have always been a loyal customer of Sephora, and I would like to discuss their Beauty Insider program. It'...