Knock, Knock

Ari: Knock, knock.
Self: Who's there?
Ari: Light-up diaper
Self: Light-up diaper who?
Ari: Baby man
Self: Light-up diaper baby man?
Ari: Yes
Self: (laughing) Okay.
Ari: What are you laughing at, Mommy? Light-up diaper or baby man?
Self: I'm laughing at you.

Ari: Mommy, knock, knock!
Self: Shush, sweetie, I'm working.
Ari: Mommy! Knock! Freaking! Knock!!
Self: Okay, okay--who's there?
Ari: Mommy, I wanna jump in the toilet
Self: Mommy, I wanna jump in the toilet who?
Ari laughs hysterically.

Ari: Knock, knock
Self: Who's there?
Ari: Wiggly bug poopies
Self: Wiggly bug poopies who?
Ari: Don't you wish you were a wiggly bug poopy?
Self: Not particularly.
Ari laughs so hard he falls over and knocks down the box of ten thousand Legos, which spill everywhere and somehow even get into the (wait for it) toilet even though the bathroom is on a different floor.
Self: (sighing) Maybe so, actually. Must be nice to have no responsibilities.

Ari: Knock, knock
Self: Who's there?
Ari: Knocky knocky
Self: Knocky knocky who?
Ari: Knocky knocky wants to fire the computer and sit in the toilet and put the computer in the toilet.
Self: Sometimes I feel just the same.

The end.