Things I said to Ari recently, because he asked:
"Yes, you have a brain. No worries."
"I don't know what the 'YKK' on zippers means. 'You kangaroo killer?' 'Yu Klux Klan?' 'Yesterday Kinsey kvetched?'" (This second was a mistake, as then he wanted to know what the Yu Klux Klan was.)
"There are 16 poles supporting the slide, but I don't know what is inside them."
"Yes, if you hit a person in the head with a hammer you will hurt him/her."
"When fish die, it is for a reason, just like when people die, but we don't always know the reason because we don't know as much about fish diseases as we do about people diseases."
"Yes, the man standing in line with us probably did cry when he lost his leg."
"Yes, for the thousandth time, you will die if you jump out of a building. Stop arguing with me!"